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The author would like to apologize to:
Everyone associated with Hawaii Five-O
The State of Hawaii
The Hawaiian People
The government of the State of Hawaii
The Honolulu Police Department
The State Department
The People's Republic of China
People who hate ellipses
The United States Armed Forces
Especially the Navy
Especially for any implication that homosexuality is a tradition in the Navy
Although, I hear that in the Navy you can sail the seven seas
And that in the Navy, you can put your mind at ease
I would like to further apologize for the above apology
I would guess the rightsholders' lawyers don't actually give a small rodent's furry hind end for this sort of thing, but let's have a....
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